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Sunday at the PCC


CONGRATS TO JEFF LANNEN, YOUR PCC CHAMP!

********** The Finals **********

And we’ve made it, folks. The 2010 PCC Finals. Mark Stenmark vs. Jeff Lannen. Stenmark will have to beat him twice. No easy task…

Sug It misses a putt on hole 2, and like that Jeff has an early lead.

Stenmark bogies the par-3 6thand Lannen takes an early 4-shot lead…. wow

At 9, Lannen -13, Stenmark -9

Lannen picks up another stroke through 15.

Suq It gets wet on 16, so does Lannen. Up 6.

Jeff Lannen is your 2010 PCC Champ shooting a -21 on Southen Oaks. Well done, Jeff!

Thor vs. Stenmark for the Finals

All tied at -15 through 11

Sug It takes the lead on hole 15

Both birdie the par-5 16th.

Thor down 1 going into 18

Stenmark laid up on 18 and was able to stick a tough 2nd shot. Thor came up short. Both ended up with birdies and Stenmark moves on to the finals.

Thor takes 3rd.

Reid wins Purple 

Reid Somori beat Dan Miser -21 to -16 to win the purple game.

4:30 – Tony vs. Thor

After a missed putt and a lava ball, Thor took a 3-shot lead and didn’t look back. Thor now moves on to play Stenmark.

Tony takes home 4th.

3:58 – King of the Hill Match

Sug It holes out early, up two shots on the front-nine.

Lannen got 2 back and they went into 18 -24, finished at -26. WOW.

In sudden death, Stenmark got wet on extra hole 2 and Jeff Lannen is your king of the hill.

3:52 – Stu Fox’s Run Comes to a Close

Tony Johnson bested Stu Fox on Tahiti Cove to reach the loser’s bracket finals and take on Thor. Nice run by Fox, though…

3:36 – Thor Moves On

Chris Thorbrogger took out Marc Muklewicz in extra holes to move into the loser’s bracket finals.

3:00 – Stenmark Moves on w/ Ace

Mark Stenmark is onto the winner’s bracket finals w/ an ace against Mouth on hole 3. Well done, Sug It. <—-Note: that is his player name not a knock on the kid. (Okay, it’s both)  : )

2:55 – Jeff Lannen takes out Tony Johnson in extras

On extra hole 5, Tony Johnson got wet and Lannen birdied to secure a top 3 finish.

2:49 – Lemon/Tony Puttin’ on a Show, Mouth/Stenmark doing the same

Tony and Lannen were all square through 18 throwing up -25s on Monument. Went to extras…

Mouth and Stenmark, also playing Monument, went into extras with -24s…

2:34 – Back-to-Back Aces

Tony Johnson and Jeff Lannen start off their match by each acing #3 on Monument.

SICK.

2:32 – On the other side…

Chris Thorbrogger just took out Andy Haas, ending his PCC.

Three spots remain on loser’s side.

2:26 – Winner’s Bracket Update

Your final four in the winner’s bracket is as follows…

Marc Muklewicz vs. Mark Stenmark

Jeff Lannen vs. Tony Johnson

2:16 – A Look at the Leaderboard

1:15 – Minnesota Makin’ a Statement

Tony Johnson, Chris Thorbrogger, Todd Penticoff, Mark Muklewicz all getting ready to play in the quarters.

Not too shabby, Minnesota. Not too shabby…

12:58 – Down Goes Haas

Todd Penticoff takes out Andy Haas in a surprising upset. Haas will now go to the loser’s bracket.

Notable winners from round 2 include:

Marc The Mouth Muklewicz

Chris Thorbrogger

Tony Johnson

12:14 AM – 1st Round Winners

First round winners were: Haas, Penticoff, Mouth, Dean L, Kinz, Andy Fox, Mark Stenmark, McCook, Welter, Thor, Tony Johnson, Evan G, Harlow, Rodney, Stu Fox, Jeff Lannen.

11:51 AM – Match o’ the day (so far)

Rodney “Hot Rod” Roberts and Ed Godfrey both shot -25 on Monumnet Valley to go into sudden death where they went through the first nine holes all square. On hole 13 in extras, however, Hot Rod prevailed.

Well done by both…

11:29 AM – Matches, matches, matches

Quick updates from round 1:

Haas beats Eric Ringeisen.

Andy Fox beats Matt Esteep

The Mouth beats Lance Harris

Mark Stenmark beats Eversole

Jeff Harlow beats Paul Tayloe

More to come…

10:56 AM – Well Done, Ya’ll

While matches are getting going, this seems like the ideal time to announce how much money was raised for Salute. At the big check presentation last night, Salute was given a check of $75,110.

That’s what this weekend is all about…

10:30 AM – Qualifying Scores/Matches Warming Up

What a day.

After a massive power outage that put a slight wrinkle in the qualifying, things are getting ready to go. Before we get into match play, here’s how the top qualifiers ended up.


Great Shot Database EXPOSED: Golden Tee’s Biggest Nerd


Occasionally when I catch up with players at an event, bar, or on the phone, they’ll ask what databases and/or systems we use to dig up some of the more amazing Golden Tee Great Shots that we post in our forum, on Twitter, on the GT Facebook Page and in our monthly feature.

After laughing at that for a few seconds, the embarrassment of actually being the Great Shot database sets in, and I usually sheepishly explain that I, Adam Kramer, am actually the YouTube golden gopher. No GSP notifier, no GTP siren that sounds off, no programming methods in place (that costs money don’t ya know) – just a dude with a computer that spends entirely too much time looking up virtual golf happenings on GT’s expanding social media sites.

Let’s do some math here and get a few hilariously disturbing items on the table.

Golden Tee Great Shots debuted back in September of 2008. Using June 1st as our referencing date, this is approximately 641 days that people have been uploading Great Shots give or take.

I typically look for usable shots for let’s say… twenty minutes each day which is probably very accurate. Yes, I do look on the weekends – something my lovely new fiancé finds absolutely appalling and shares with me on a regular basis. This DOES NOT include monthly features, yearly features, etc. – just searching, posting, and sharing.

20 minutes x 641 days = 12,820 minutes (my eyes widen)

12,820 minutes / 60 minutes per hour = 213 hours (stomach becoming queasy)

213 hours / 24 hours per day = 8.90 days (Vomiting everywhere)

 

213 hours / 8 (average # of hours per business day) = 26.63 total business days

 

213 hours is more than two of Lance Armstrong’s Tour de France’s wins combined

12,820 minutes is 760,200 seconds spent.

(Cleaning vomit off self and wrapping cold towel around head.)

 

So as you can see, I’ve watched more Great Shots than anyone you know. Not something I necessarily want on my tombstone but what the hell there are worse stigmas, right?

(Silence, followed by MUCH more vomiting)

“What Do YOU Do Here?!”

 

Each and every morning I search YouTube, searching for Golden Tee Great Shots that separate themselves from the rest. This morning ritual goes well with a cup or two of coffee and a few low-fat Poptarts that really aren’t low-fat at all.

Because there have been more than 80,000 uploads, you simply cannot click on every single video. This means I have to be selective with my clicks, and this sad little selection process all starts with the thumbnail. Those of you who are GT nerds like myself know exactly what I’m talking about.

The thumbnail, aka small preview image given for each video, tells a lot about the course, hole, and etc. Some holes and courses are much more prone to providing good YouTube fodder. When these holes come up in recently posted items, it’s a no-brainer. It’s the other holes that somewhat simpler that can be tough to find.

Take this little gem for example. I found this a few weeks back while doing a daily search. Southern Oaks 12 isn’t exactly a Great Shot haven, in fact, this is the first ever shot from this hole I’ve ever showcased on the GT Facebook Page (more on that in a bit). Still, this horrendous effort was nothing short of awesome and is one of the few tree-aided holeouts we’ve actually seen.

Finding “The” Shot

Once in a great while I come across a shot that truly blows my mind. I relate it to an archeologist coming a cross a new species. That excitement of seeing something outstanding that you have never seen before is enjoyable, even if it’s a virtual golfing hole-in-one from someone you don’t know. The shot above is close to being jaw-dropping, but not quite on the level of other shots we’ve seen.

Because I really do see hundreds and hundreds of shots each week, when I do discover a shot that that has never been seen before, I immediately want to share it with the entire world. Or at least a few thousand trackball fans.

Perfect example below…

My pride and joy. I feel like the scout that discovered Michael Jordan even after he was cut by his high school coach. This shot has become the clear Shot of the Year favorite and I check everyday hoping to find something like this. Still, something like this doesn’t occur often. Shots like this make me wonder how we survived and thrived before the YouTube era even existed on Tee. Consider the previous blather a small taste of something that really is my job.

I’m not alone in my video posts, either. Thousands of fans share their shots on Twitter, Facebook, Golden Tee forums and etc. It’s become somewhat expected of Facebook fans to post their holes-in-one, whether it’s a bounce of a coyote’s cranium or a basic par-3 ace.

And my (perhaps our) little world of Golden Tee on YouTube is only going to expand and become even greater. I got a sneak peak at the 2011 courses and all I could think about was the potential Golden Tee Great Shot implications. Needless to say, there are going to be significant opportunities in the next update to impress your buddies with your GT prowess or luck. Wow, I really am a nerd.

I suppose this blog was worth nothing more than to showcase a perceived intricate process that really isn’t intricate at all. Just a dude, a morning ritual, and a fascinating aspect of my job that really shouldn’t be qualified as work. While dealing with pissed off players at times can suck, having the freedom to search YouTube in hopes of entertaining the GT masses is important, entertaining, and fun as hell. After all, I got this job because of my passion for the game.

As long as you keep hitting aces, albatrosses, super albatrosses, and other worthwhile moments – I will find them, post them, and make a HUGE deal out of them if they are something special. This might not be the most impressive and technologically advanced database in the country, but it works. I’ll log more hours, spend days looking for “the” shot, and most likely piss off my fiance BIG TIME in the process.

But hey, it’s my job.

 


Top Ten of ’10


While the Golden Tee 2010 Trailer and teaser story certainly preps you for the latest installment this fall, it doesn’t capture some of the true odds and ends that the players will be looking for once the finally get their paws on an updated trackball. Things like rain, specific clubs, and even really hot musicians that you’ll be able to listen to while you play. Did I just say that out loud?

Enter Adam Kramer, IT marketing associate, average dude, and passionate but incredibly average GT player.

After a few weeks of playing around with Golden Tee 2010, I couldn’t be more excited. This game really rocks, and while you’ve certainly read up on all the features, there’s a good chance that you’ll learn a few tidbits if you put up with my sarcasm and get through my top ten list below. If anything, there’s NEW photos!

Ladies and gentlemen, MY top ten things that I’m looking forward to in GT 2010!

10. H20 2.0

Okay, this is an interesting one to start with, but let me explain. Duffer and I have been playing a lot of the older LIVE courses on the Showpiece in HD, and the difference in the textures and graphics is unbelievable. We both were amazed to see the difference between the water on a course like Heather Pointe (I won this game for the record – zing!) versus that of Tahiti Cove. It’s only been a few years, but damn have things improved over time! Hopefully you don’t hit the baby blue beauty too often, but even if you do, you’ll agree that a penalty stroke has never looked so good!

Hello Player One!

9. Gorilla Masks, Andy Haas, and Dumb and Dumber Attire

If that title didn’t get your attention, I just don’t know what will. Call me lame, (and yes, you’re probably spot on), but the new clothing and goofy apparel is nearly as exciting as new courses. I mean where the hell else can you have your golfer appears as a world champion, playing in a gorilla mask, sporting a baby blue tuxedo ala Dumb and Dumber? And you though that my ninth point was going to be ridiculous. Who looks ridiculous now?!

8. The X-22s

If you like fairway woods, you’re going to love this new set of clubs in GT 2010. 3-wood, check. 4-wood, check. 5-wood, check. 7-wood, check. 9-wood, check. That’s right folks; five fairway woods! After playing around with the set for a round or two, I really enjoyed playing these clubs! With such high loft in your bag, I just felt like everything was ripping by the hole. Fans of the Big Bertha bag, get ready for more!

7. Noush Skaugen

noush-skaugenLast year, the Hit List debuted in Golden Tee 2009 with the likes of DMB and a handful of up-and-coming bands that played music while you played. This year, the Hit List is back and better than ever! European sensation and Twitter GIANT Noush Skaugen makes her debut in Golden Tee along with some other very cool and diverse bands that offer up lots of different sounds. Who needs Dave, when you have Noush!

Helloooooooo Ms. Skaugen.

6. Rain 2.0

In the past, rain has certainly played a roll in GT, especially in terms of distance and shots into the green. Rain 2.0, however, will impact your shots in GT more than ever. The physics have been tightened and your shots will now be altered more accurately by wet surfaces. I could tell a difference after one rain-affected shot, and it really does change strategy and club selection. I’ve never been good on an off-track, but in 2010, I feel things are finally ready to turn around. Hopefully.

5. My First Canyon Course

Monument Valley

GT for me began back in 2007, and in that sense I’m still very much a noob. I still haven’t seen many of Jim. Z’s dynamite designs, and have never played Kings Canyon or the infamous Rattle Snake Ridge (two infamous GT canyon-centric courses). My history with a canyon course begins in 2010 with Monument Valley, and let me be the first to say that this course really ROCKS – rocks, get it! Too much? Anyways, it feels great to hit that perfect A-1 through two tall rocks, and feels equally as bad to have your bad shots come ricocheting at you! Regardless of the outcome, I’m really digging my first taste of canyon Tee.

4. Jim and Peter

Ahhhhh…. New Commentary in GT 2010. This was just announced on Goldentee.com earlier this week, and I’ve had the joy of hearing some of it first hand. First, I imagine many of you are just happy to hear that you won’t be hearing the same lines you have been for a few years running. Even better, the new commentary is just flat out fantastic, and some of the gems of 2010 have been tucked away so you won’t be hearing the same lines every time you tee off. No, this won’t lengthen your drives or increase your YouTube Golden Tee Great Shots dramatically, but it sounds damn good!

3. “You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall!”

Great Wall

Just to be clear, Jack Nicholson is not in GT 2010, so you can relax all you “A Few Good Men” fans. The Great Wall of China is, however, in Golden Tee 2010, and let me start by saying it’s not simply just there for show. While Rustic Ridge has long been my favorite looking course, I believe when it’s all said and done, The Great Wall will take it’s place. The greens are very Zen-like, there are actual Terracotta statues that come into play, and then there is the Great Wall. While you’ll see the Great Wall in the background throughout the early part of your round, on the back nine you’ll get an up close and personal encounter with the structure you can see from space. Oh you’ll absolutely love it…

2. Your Very Own, Personalized Shot Indicator

ShotHere’s a feature that the average player and the hardcore trackballer are going to absolutely love. Now, the shot indicator (aka one of the best and most utilized tools in GT) adjusts to not only your clubs but also your golf ball of choice and the conditions. Gone are the days where your ball will sail over the cup because you forget to look at your distance while hitting in the rain. You’ll see adjustments to yardages every shot you take, as the game will now take into account the environment and equipment! This certainly won’t get the hype that some of the features in 2010 will get, but as a player I can honestly tell you that this will pay off HUGE in the long run.

And the number one item on my list is………………………..

1. Southern OaksSouthern Oaks

While this may not be the flashiest new feature coming in, this is a first in Golden Tee that may change the way you play. Ready for this one? A course in GT with no shortcuts! That’s right. This is the closest thing to real golf you’re going to find, and I can honestly say I love every bit of it. Sure the shortcuts and interesting odds and ends of each course are fun, but this truly is golf! Par-5s are tough to reach in two, each shot has distinguished strategy, and the course even looks a prestigious country club! While many would choose something more elaborate as their top choice, I am so excited about this one that I had to have it on top. Hopefully you’ll feel the same way once you get a look at this GT masterpiece.

Hope you enjoyed my list. By now my credibility as a player is surely gone but hopefully you learned a thing or two! GT 2010 here we come…


-35? What the @#$%!


I was doing my usual wandering around various Golden Tee message boards to see what was making headlines, when I came across a thread titled “Kinzler” on Let’s Talk Golf. I took a big gulp of coffee, turned up my horrid iTunes play list, and quickly read up on perhaps the most fascinating Golden Tee story ever.

I had known long before I started at IT about two-time GT World Champion Graig Kinzler and his “alleged” 35 under, but I didn’t quite know what to make of it. -20 is a great game, –25 will usually pay for your game (except maybe on Bonnie Moor), –30 is just flat out bonkers. What the hell does that make –35?

It’s like Babe Ruth’s calling his homerun or Sidd Finch and his 168 mph fastball. The difference; however, is that this actually happened! Sorry Babe, but I’m not buying it.

kinzI saw Kinzler play for the first time back at the Midwest Regional event in 2007. I wasn’t working at IT, and this was my first taste of really good GT. I watched Graig play in a game during practice; just waiting to see his personal best finally show up after the game. Nerdy? Yup. Weird? Maybe a little. Did I find what I was looking for? You betcha.

-35.

My personal best at the time was somewhere around –21. I just couldn’t imagine someone beating my monster round (yes, I’m joking) by fourteen strokes. I’ve since gotten a lot better, (hold the applause), and yet the idea of shooting –35 still makes me want to laugh… or cry.

The feat was done on Kangaroo Trail, a Golden Tee LIVE original with one of my all-time personal favorite course logos. Sure, the setup was great, but favorable setups don’t lead to three aces, two of which were on par4s, including one on eighteen to seal the deal. If seeing his score on his game more than two years ago wasn’t enough, Kinzler posted up his hole-by-hole breakdown in the thread. Let’s see you try this!

Hole 1…Par 4 (-2)kangaroo_trail
Hole 2…Par 4 (-4)
Hole 3…Par 3 (-5)
Hole 4…Par 5 (-7)
Hole 5…Par 4 (-9)
Hole 6…Par 3 (-11)
Hole 7…Par 5 (-13)
Hole 8…Par 4 (-15)
Hole 9…Par 4 (-18)
Hole 10…Par 4 (-20)
Hole 11…Par 5 (-22)
Hole 12…Par 4 (-24)
Hole 13…Par 3 (-25)
Hole 14…Par 4 (-27)
Hole 15…Par 5 (-29)
Hole 16…Par 5 (-31)
Hole 17…Par 3 (-32)
Hole 18…Par 4 (-35)

Umm.. YouTube anyone?

Maybe most impressive is that he went into the eighteenth hole with a -32. This just happens to be the best round of ’09. Or the fact that he shot -18 on the front and -17 on the back, both of which are great full rounds for ninety percent of the GT public. Did I mention he had 15 eagles or better? I mean, really?

I guess it’s time for me to practice. And practice. And practice. “We’re talking about practice?” Thanks A.I.

And maybe one day that planets will align and  I will hit that -30, all the while wondering where the hell I could have picked up five more shots to tie Kinz’s -35.

Kudos my friend.