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Top Ten of ’10


While the Golden Tee 2010 Trailer and teaser story certainly preps you for the latest installment this fall, it doesn’t capture some of the true odds and ends that the players will be looking for once the finally get their paws on an updated trackball. Things like rain, specific clubs, and even really hot musicians that you’ll be able to listen to while you play. Did I just say that out loud?

Enter Adam Kramer, IT marketing associate, average dude, and passionate but incredibly average GT player.

After a few weeks of playing around with Golden Tee 2010, I couldn’t be more excited. This game really rocks, and while you’ve certainly read up on all the features, there’s a good chance that you’ll learn a few tidbits if you put up with my sarcasm and get through my top ten list below. If anything, there’s NEW photos!

Ladies and gentlemen, MY top ten things that I’m looking forward to in GT 2010!

10. H20 2.0

Okay, this is an interesting one to start with, but let me explain. Duffer and I have been playing a lot of the older LIVE courses on the Showpiece in HD, and the difference in the textures and graphics is unbelievable. We both were amazed to see the difference between the water on a course like Heather Pointe (I won this game for the record – zing!) versus that of Tahiti Cove. It’s only been a few years, but damn have things improved over time! Hopefully you don’t hit the baby blue beauty too often, but even if you do, you’ll agree that a penalty stroke has never looked so good!

Hello Player One!

9. Gorilla Masks, Andy Haas, and Dumb and Dumber Attire

If that title didn’t get your attention, I just don’t know what will. Call me lame, (and yes, you’re probably spot on), but the new clothing and goofy apparel is nearly as exciting as new courses. I mean where the hell else can you have your golfer appears as a world champion, playing in a gorilla mask, sporting a baby blue tuxedo ala Dumb and Dumber? And you though that my ninth point was going to be ridiculous. Who looks ridiculous now?!

8. The X-22s

If you like fairway woods, you’re going to love this new set of clubs in GT 2010. 3-wood, check. 4-wood, check. 5-wood, check. 7-wood, check. 9-wood, check. That’s right folks; five fairway woods! After playing around with the set for a round or two, I really enjoyed playing these clubs! With such high loft in your bag, I just felt like everything was ripping by the hole. Fans of the Big Bertha bag, get ready for more!

7. Noush Skaugen

noush-skaugenLast year, the Hit List debuted in Golden Tee 2009 with the likes of DMB and a handful of up-and-coming bands that played music while you played. This year, the Hit List is back and better than ever! European sensation and Twitter GIANT Noush Skaugen makes her debut in Golden Tee along with some other very cool and diverse bands that offer up lots of different sounds. Who needs Dave, when you have Noush!

Helloooooooo Ms. Skaugen.

6. Rain 2.0

In the past, rain has certainly played a roll in GT, especially in terms of distance and shots into the green. Rain 2.0, however, will impact your shots in GT more than ever. The physics have been tightened and your shots will now be altered more accurately by wet surfaces. I could tell a difference after one rain-affected shot, and it really does change strategy and club selection. I’ve never been good on an off-track, but in 2010, I feel things are finally ready to turn around. Hopefully.

5. My First Canyon Course

Monument Valley

GT for me began back in 2007, and in that sense I’m still very much a noob. I still haven’t seen many of Jim. Z’s dynamite designs, and have never played Kings Canyon or the infamous Rattle Snake Ridge (two infamous GT canyon-centric courses). My history with a canyon course begins in 2010 with Monument Valley, and let me be the first to say that this course really ROCKS – rocks, get it! Too much? Anyways, it feels great to hit that perfect A-1 through two tall rocks, and feels equally as bad to have your bad shots come ricocheting at you! Regardless of the outcome, I’m really digging my first taste of canyon Tee.

4. Jim and Peter

Ahhhhh…. New Commentary in GT 2010. This was just announced on Goldentee.com earlier this week, and I’ve had the joy of hearing some of it first hand. First, I imagine many of you are just happy to hear that you won’t be hearing the same lines you have been for a few years running. Even better, the new commentary is just flat out fantastic, and some of the gems of 2010 have been tucked away so you won’t be hearing the same lines every time you tee off. No, this won’t lengthen your drives or increase your YouTube Golden Tee Great Shots dramatically, but it sounds damn good!

3. “You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall!”

Great Wall

Just to be clear, Jack Nicholson is not in GT 2010, so you can relax all you “A Few Good Men” fans. The Great Wall of China is, however, in Golden Tee 2010, and let me start by saying it’s not simply just there for show. While Rustic Ridge has long been my favorite looking course, I believe when it’s all said and done, The Great Wall will take it’s place. The greens are very Zen-like, there are actual Terracotta statues that come into play, and then there is the Great Wall. While you’ll see the Great Wall in the background throughout the early part of your round, on the back nine you’ll get an up close and personal encounter with the structure you can see from space. Oh you’ll absolutely love it…

2. Your Very Own, Personalized Shot Indicator

ShotHere’s a feature that the average player and the hardcore trackballer are going to absolutely love. Now, the shot indicator (aka one of the best and most utilized tools in GT) adjusts to not only your clubs but also your golf ball of choice and the conditions. Gone are the days where your ball will sail over the cup because you forget to look at your distance while hitting in the rain. You’ll see adjustments to yardages every shot you take, as the game will now take into account the environment and equipment! This certainly won’t get the hype that some of the features in 2010 will get, but as a player I can honestly tell you that this will pay off HUGE in the long run.

And the number one item on my list is………………………..

1. Southern OaksSouthern Oaks

While this may not be the flashiest new feature coming in, this is a first in Golden Tee that may change the way you play. Ready for this one? A course in GT with no shortcuts! That’s right. This is the closest thing to real golf you’re going to find, and I can honestly say I love every bit of it. Sure the shortcuts and interesting odds and ends of each course are fun, but this truly is golf! Par-5s are tough to reach in two, each shot has distinguished strategy, and the course even looks a prestigious country club! While many would choose something more elaborate as their top choice, I am so excited about this one that I had to have it on top. Hopefully you’ll feel the same way once you get a look at this GT masterpiece.

Hope you enjoyed my list. By now my credibility as a player is surely gone but hopefully you learned a thing or two! GT 2010 here we come…


Golden Tee Kicked Your Ass in Highschool


That’s it – I’ve had it up to here with you geeks!

In the 21-year history of Golden Tee, the game has gotten tons of press coverage.  Usually from the likes of Sports Illustrated, ESPN or MAXIM.   Hell we’ve gone as far as Penthouse to TIME magazine too.  But traditionally, us and the gamer press do NOT see eye to eye.  There’s a huge disconnect.  In a nut shell, they think we make hokey arcade games for drunk, college frat boys with too much testosterone (partially true…) that are not worthy of respect to the mighty console games.

But as the lines of social gaming continue to blur, we here at the IT marketing department think, “TO HELL WITH THE CLICHES, let’s see if the gamer press is ready to play nice.”  We’re the original social game for crying out loud and gaming is not as black-and-white as it once was.

So on August 4th, I sent the fun, new Golden Tee 2010 trailer to Kotaku – one of the largest gaming blogs in existence.  For whatever reason, Kotaku seems to have a soft spot for us in their heart.  They’ve been cool and ran some other items this year.  But this time – they knew exactly what they were doing.  Senior Editor Michael McWhertor posted our link with a well-written, tongue-and-cheek diatribe he called Golden Tee: The Song is Deadly Ear Poison.

(Sigh, here we go again…)

Michael didn’t tank us.  No.  In fact, his note was clever and funny.  But, like the song says, “He teed it high,” for the blog’s commenters to “…let it fly!”  And on cue, the web-site’s army of geeks began firing nerd bombs across our bow, insinuating – yet again – that Golden Tee isn’t really a game worthy of chatting about on a sophisticated gamer site.  (Oh, we’re sorry we disrupted your anime erotic story that day)    Here are some highlights of the some 50 comments.

PIEMONKEY said, “Well, we all know what game won’t do well.” (Oh, the one that’s earned more coin-in than Pac Man, errr which?)

DEFEATER said, “So what, this game/song/post is designed to make me hate everything about the world?” (No, my friend.  That’s still just you and “your secret”)

KINGDAVID73 said, “I never understood the appeal of golfing arcade games, but I see them in every bar / bar and grill I’ve ever been in. … although, I’ve never seen anyone play them.  (Oh, crap – you’re right?! We forgot to tell our customer that no one P L A Y S the games.  DAMN!)

But I have something to say to these geeks on behalf of the millions of Golden Tee fans in the world.  An open letter from me to you.

I am sorry for breaking your glasses in dodge ball back in P.E..  And yes, that was my touchdown you were writing about for the school paper back then and yes, it was GLORIOUS.  And remember when you were trying to hack into the prom queen’s computer?   I was making out with her. Yes, my friend – I was THAT popular.  And I’m sorry I made fun of your “foam sword fight club” back then – but it was funny.  And truthfully, I never had anything against you, your plastic figurines and your witty t-shirts… Really.

So today, while you’re sitting at home in your underwear massively multiplayering in your “social” network – I’ll be at the bar, hanging out with my friends, living life, playing Golden Tee and loving every damn minute of it.  Oh yeah, me and the 10,000,000 other Golden Tee players to have “viciously attacked the trackball” the past 21-years.

When you’re ready to get over yourself and try something different – we’ll be here, waiting at the bar, with an ice cold beer for you in-hand, ready to chat about our differences.  But until then, THIS YOUTUBE LINK SAYS IT ALL.

- Golden Tee

See Kotaku, we have a sense of humor too!  :D

Good times,

- Duffer Dan


Exploring Tropical Torment


Tropical Torment GTB

Ohio’s Jim Little has officially gone from Golden Tee fan to Golden Tee contributor. Our 2010 Design-a-Hole winner follows the footsteps of Dave Hollingshead as the only individuals other than GT course guru Jim Zielinski to create a hole in Golden Tee Golf.

For those who may have missed out on the contest, Little along with our four other finalists were voted in by GT creators and DAH judges Jim Zielinski and Larry Hodgson. Little then grabbed more than 45% of the votes during a stretch on Goldentee.com to win the 2010 DAH contest!

DAH2Now a few months later, the design has gone from sketch to actual hole in GT 2010, and of course I had to check it out.

My first impression when playing Tropical Torment is that it looks EXACTLY how Jim (Little that is) drew it up. Keep in mind the version that I was playing isn’t completely done, but the hole is basically the shape of what it will look like in the final version – as seen on the right.  The stream, the sand, the fairway, the 2010 tribute, and the “yucca” plants are all there. For the second consecutive year a waterfall makes a cameo in Golden Tee, actually two of them for that matter. While you may not be able to see all of it, the photo at the top of the page shows the green and “2010″ in action!

DAH 2010

Being a par-5, there are obviously a lot of ways to play the hole. There’s also a lot of ways to get into trouble while you play. Don’t let their beauty fool you; those yucca plants are named that way for a reason!

As a whole; however, I believe Jim Little’s hole will fit beautifully in Golden Tee 2010, beyond the 2010 tribute. A par-5 can be huge, and getting those eagles are crucial to shooting a score.

I had mixed luck playing a few times through Tropical Torment. I saw my share of hazards; I also grabbed a few birdies and a handful of eagles. I can say that this will be one of the best looking holes in the game.

Did I mention there are yucca plants?

Stay tuned to the Golden Tee Blog for more on Tropical Torment, including a behind-the-scenes look of Jim Z. hard at work making the hole and an interview with Jim Little. Also be sure to check back to Goldentee.com in the next few weeks for the official Golden Tee 2010 trailer featuring The Ira Dean Band title track.


A Golden Anthem of Tee


The goal of the GTB is to give the community insight into the lives of us hardworking marketing-types at Golden Tee Central.  Most of the time, my workaday life is as mundane as yours – toiling away on my dusty keyboard, filing copious amounts of TPS reports and slingin’ copy slop to “sell them games.”  But once in a blue moon marketing opportunities pass by my desk that rekindle the wide-eyed, optimistic business geek I once knew in college.  A “Pre” Duffer Dan, of sorts.

And the following tale is one of those instances.  Enjoy…

Story of the Tune

"It's Golden Tee" by the Ira Dean Band is the ass-kickin' new title track for Golden Tee 2010

"It's Golden Tee" by Ira Dean Band is the ass-kickin' new title track for Golden Tee 2010

Some time ago the marketing team got a call from a manager plugged in to the country music biz.  He said, “Hey, have y’all heard the new Montgomery Gentry song, One In Every Crowd?”  Not country fans by nature, none of us had heard the tune yet.  He replied, “Well, the first word is Gawwllden Tee and it’s climbing the charts!”  A quick Google search confirmed his claim and sure enough, Montgomery Gentry is HUGE!  So, what do we do with this?

*Phone rings…*

On the other line spoke a fella that it seems I’ve met a million times before – a friendly, fun, dude-who’s-got-people.  ”Hey, man,” he said.  ”This is Ira Dean and I’ve been waitin’ to talk to y’all…”  Turns out Ira is a singer/songwriter from Nashville who co-wrote the tune for Montgomery Gentry.  He  was also the bassist for the band Trick Pony, where he spent years touring to sold out crowds and stopping at Golden Tee havens in every city along the way.  A country star and longtime Golden Tee fan, Ira explained how he had written this little ditty a while back about the game he loves and how he was hoping the Montgomery Gentry song would finally connect us.

A professional song about Golden Tee?  I just had to hear this…

So when the demo arrived, I blasted it across the marketing department and smiled from ear to ear.  It really was a song about Golden Tee Golf and in the exact words of Ira, “It f***’n rocks, man!”

*Opportunity knocks…*

Hey, I’m paid to promote IT’s games and we just so happen to be working on our Golden Tee 2010 launch.  After working through some of the logistics to bring this song from “Tune to Tee,” a small video team from IT zipped down to Nashville to shoot a music video with Ira Dean Band.  For one day, I felt like I worked for MTV (or CMT in this case) – our video team and I captured Ira and the band in studio, followed by a Golden Tee shoot at Sam’s Sports Bar and Grill in Nashville – an amazing sports bar near Vanderbilt University that proudly boasts 4 new HI-DEF Showpiece Golden Tee machines (if you’re in the area, this is THE place to play).

The video is nuts and is currently in editing for our 2010 preview launch.  And the tune? It’s got it all – including a sick harmonica track and a billy-rock banjo on top of some heavy guitar, bass and drums.  The lyrics are about having a good time, livin’ life and playin’ Tee – something we can all relate too.

The Inside Scoop: GT 2010

I can tell you now, a shortened version of the video will be created for possible inclusion in GT 2010 and the full track will hopefully be featured in the new 2010 HitList.  Additionally, the team and I are working on the Golden Tee 2010 trailer and we’re using It’s Golden Tee by Ira Dean Band as the title track of the video.

We’ll release the video – which includes the 2010 course previews and feature announcements – in late July, so stay tuned to Goldentee.com and the GTB to not miss out.  And I promise you – you’ve never seen a game preview that rocks as hard as this…

Until then, here’s a GTB exclusive photo gallery documenting our adventure in Nashville with Ira Dean Band.  Click on the thumbnails below, then use the navigation to view the slide show.

Stay tuned to Goldentee.com and the GTB regarding the launch of It’s Golden Tee and our official 2010 preview site!

Good times,

- DD