Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to the 2010 Shot of the Year presentation! (balloons don’t fly, the one firework that was supposed to go off doesn’t, and I think one person clapped, wait no, that’s just someone leaving the auditorium.)
I’ve dusted off my finest and only tux, holy #$%^ this waist is tight, and we have the nominees ready for the Golden Tee 2010 Shot of the Year, along with the many other brilliant efforts that made the final cut.
Now, before everyone begins pelting me with rotten vegetables and kitchen sinks, let’s get a few things out in the open in terms of how this decision-making went down.
We decided against the voting this year because of the debacle that ensued when we did this same feature only a year ago. For those unaware of what happened, you can read up on the Controversy and Chaos that put a giant kink in the announcement of the 2009 Shot of the Year.
Next on the Shot of the Year checklist, the criteria for being included. The “skill” versus “luck” debate, which is a tough one when it comes to rating these shots, has long been a topic of discussion on whether certain efforts should be included. It’s come up in the past whether we should be awarding bad shots that got unbelievably lucky or look to promote those skilled shots that might not provide the same sort of “wow” factor.
You’ll see quite a bit of both luck and skill below, but we’re using entertainment as our deciding factor when sorting and rating these shots. Yes, this means some of you are undoubtedly going to be unhappy with the results, which is understandable. If commenting isn’t enough for you, you can send your hate mail to HateMailisforLosers@GiveitUp.com.
With that on the table, just because we aren’t holding any sort of vote, that doesn’t mean we don’t want your opinion. In fact, WE’D LOVE to hear what you have to say and which shot you don’t believe belongs, who is rated higher than they should be, and which YouTube you feel deserves top shot honors.
I feel better now that we got that out of the way. Alright, let’s get this show going, right after I take off these tux bottoms and switch to a pair of cozy zubaz. Here they are folks, the shots of 2010, counting down to the 2010 Shot of the Year.
We haven’t made it to our top ten just yet, but here are five shots that JUST missed making our countdown. Consider it a YouTube appetizer.
Those That Just Missed
With those fine shots behind us, we’ve made it to our top ten. Here they are, folks…
#10: Thor’s Fantastic Trackball Magic
#9: It Can’t be Done, or Can it?
#8: Putz Walks on Water
#7: Use the Force, Stu
#6: “Super” Sick Skip
#5: Bank On It
#4: Killing Physics
#3: Mouth Makes His Case
#2: Ricochet Madness
#1: Off The Mark, Sure. But Oh so Nasty
That’s all from us, folks. Thanks for playing and we look forward to seeing what 2011 brings us.
Cheers,
-AK
The Green: The green itself is tough to hit even with very little wind and a comfortable club – aka a 3 or 5-wood. It’s extremely narrow, perhaps smaller horizontally than any hole in recent memory. Oh and it has a down-10 slope!
I’ve beaten the wind to death like a dead horse in our previous selections and I will do it once again -Â the wind on Southern 16 can be absolutely BRUTAL. Anything blowing remotely to the left (aka towards the water) will require a picture perfect shot or some serious luck. Miss the green and you’ll most likely be give a drop which is no picnic either. In fact, if the wind is blowing hard with or against you, this could be one of the tougher chips in the game.
Let me tackle this item first. After watching literally hundreds of games on Monument Valley at Club Lucky’s Tournament of Champions, I never saw a situation where a player couldn’t reach the green in two. I did, however, see some of the game’s best players cringe at times with certain looks on this finishing hole.